Friday, August 24, 2012

Romney Bad Polygamist Joke


What does Mitt Romney say when he wants to buy a car?  Well, you didn't expect that he was gonna buy cars one at a time, did you?  His wife drives a couple of Cadillacs, you know.

I wonder if Mitt has any polygamists in his family tree.  I mean, I really do wonder about that.  It's not unusual, you know.  It's not like every spanker with a penis got bunches of wives.  NO!  You had to play the game and give money to the church and be a respectable Mormon, then you could have more than one wife.  Playing the game seems easy for Mitt ...

I hope no one was offended by the polygamy joke.  Gosh, that's not what I intended.  I intended for you all to laugh and laugh, Republicans and Democrats alike.  Hmmmm ... you think I slammed Mitt Romney this time, so it's BO's turn next?  Seems right to me.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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