What does Mitt Romney say when he wants to buy a car? Well, you didn't expect that he was gonna buy cars one at a time, did you? His wife drives a couple of Cadillacs, you know.
I wonder if Mitt has any polygamists in his family tree. I mean, I really do wonder about that. It's not unusual, you know. It's not like every spanker with a penis got bunches of wives. NO! You had to play the game and give money to the church and be a respectable Mormon, then you could have more than one wife. Playing the game seems easy for Mitt ...
I hope no one was offended by the polygamy joke. Gosh, that's not what I intended. I intended for you all to laugh and laugh, Republicans and Democrats alike. Hmmmm ... you think I slammed Mitt Romney this time, so it's BO's turn next? Seems right to me.
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