Romney Bad Polygamist Joke

What does Mitt Romney say when he wants to buy a car?  Well, you didn't expect that he was gonna buy cars one at a time, did you?  His wife drives a couple of Cadillacs, you know.

I wonder if Mitt has any polygamists in his family tree.  I mean, I really do wonder about that.  It's not unusual, you know.  It's not like every spanker with a penis got bunches of wives.  NO!  You had to play the game and give money to the church and be a respectable Mormon, then you could have more than one wife.  Playing the game seems easy for Mitt ...

I hope no one was offended by the polygamy joke.  Gosh, that's not what I intended.  I intended for you all to laugh and laugh, Republicans and Democrats alike.  Hmmmm ... you think I slammed Mitt Romney this time, so it's BO's turn next?  Seems right to me.

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Misery in Missouri Todd is Akin for it

Misery in Missouri!

Five Questions for the Candidate: Todd Akin of Missouri

Were you on a first-name basis with Paul Ryan before you Gronked all over yourself?

What's it like to have like to have everyone love you one day, only to have everyone hate you the next?

Do you really frighten children?

What's it like to get bounced from the Republican National Convention?

Is it true that Mitt Romney's breath smells like money?

If you discovered a way to piss off twice as many people twice as fast ... uh, never mind.

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Mitt Romney's stand up routine

Why give tax cuts to the wealthy?

I think that according to folks like Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan, it's a good idea.  I just disagree.

The funny photo above is my version of what it would be like if Mitt explained the Republican platform through standup comedy.  I'm not saying that they hate everyone who isn't a millionaire.  No, but if they knew people better -- good honest struggling American families -- I think that their policies would be more favorable to average Americans.

What if Mitt Romney could only speak the absolute truth ... What would he say?  This is what I think he would say.  This is how his crap sounds to me.  Just saying.

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Zombies for Romney RNC 2012

Photograph by Sandra Mann.  This photo has been released into the public domain.

Zombies Prepare for the 2012 RNC

The Zombie apocalypse will be televised.

MITT ROMNEY and the Republican party will prove once and forever that the first waive of the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE has Commenced.

Soon all the Republicans in the United States will converge (like zombies) upon Tampa, Florida, for the 2012 Republican National Convention.  This means that for like three straight days a bunch of rave-zombied Republican yahoos will cheer and shout and jump up and down on television.  Zombies for Romney Ryan. 

Creeping cross the nation.

Who is Sandra Mann?  I don't really know.  She seems cool and she released the photograph above to the public domain, which is why I am talking about her.  She's like this artsy German chick. Kind of hot, right? Bukowski much? 

She seems cool to me.  Question everything.  Anything for the photograph, well, almost anything.  I gotta think that if we could phone Berlin and talk to Sandra, she probably wouldn't even care what we do with this photo.  She'd probably want us to pose suggestively with a copy of the photograph -- that would be within her style and sense of fun.

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Romney Ryan 2012 (Democrats Drool)

Romney and Ryan announce their slogan for the 2012 main event, "Republicans Rule, Democrats Drool.")

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What if Every Day was a Gaffe-o-thon

What if Every Day was a Gaffe-o-thon?

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Can Mitt Bridge the Gap? Will America buy his brand of B.S. in 2012? Wait and watch.
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