Romney's Election Eve Pitch for Election

ELECTION NIGHT JITTERS?

Romney was doing so well, keeping his mouth shut, agreeing with Obama about all that weird, confusing foreign policy stuff ... Then he realized that he was failing the American public in his primary mandate as THE Mormon candidate.  Yes, so he decided to warn us all of the impending zombie attack.  Bull goose looney, no?

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Zombies for Romney RNC 2012

Photograph by Sandra Mann.  This photo has been released into the public domain.

Zombies Prepare for the 2012 RNC

The Zombie apocalypse will be televised.

MITT ROMNEY and the Republican party will prove once and forever that the first waive of the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE has Commenced.

Soon all the Republicans in the United States will converge (like zombies) upon Tampa, Florida, for the 2012 Republican National Convention.  This means that for like three straight days a bunch of rave-zombied Republican yahoos will cheer and shout and jump up and down on television.  Zombies for Romney Ryan. 

Creeping cross the nation.

Who is Sandra Mann?  I don't really know.  She seems cool and she released the photograph above to the public domain, which is why I am talking about her.  She's like this artsy German chick. Kind of hot, right? Bukowski much? 

She seems cool to me.  Question everything.  Anything for the photograph, well, almost anything.  I gotta think that if we could phone Berlin and talk to Sandra, she probably wouldn't even care what we do with this photo.  She'd probably want us to pose suggestively with a copy of the photograph -- that would be within her style and sense of fun.

http://www.sandra-mann-photos.de

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