Election Night Coverage in Redneckland

How does one get to be the king of the Rednecks?  Ain't nothing to it, actually, it's a birthright.

This sign is down near the border between Washington state and Oregon.

It's a sign owned by an old farmer, who has fought for the right to make political speech on this sign.

Although it's not clear most of the time, I think old man Hamilton is a Republican.

DOES THIS MAKE YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR MITT?

Zombies for Romney RNC 2012

Photograph by Sandra Mann.  This photo has been released into the public domain.

Zombies Prepare for the 2012 RNC

The Zombie apocalypse will be televised.

MITT ROMNEY and the Republican party will prove once and forever that the first waive of the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE has Commenced.

Soon all the Republicans in the United States will converge (like zombies) upon Tampa, Florida, for the 2012 Republican National Convention.  This means that for like three straight days a bunch of rave-zombied Republican yahoos will cheer and shout and jump up and down on television.  Zombies for Romney Ryan. 

Creeping cross the nation.

Who is Sandra Mann?  I don't really know.  She seems cool and she released the photograph above to the public domain, which is why I am talking about her.  She's like this artsy German chick. Kind of hot, right? Bukowski much? 

She seems cool to me.  Question everything.  Anything for the photograph, well, almost anything.  I gotta think that if we could phone Berlin and talk to Sandra, she probably wouldn't even care what we do with this photo.  She'd probably want us to pose suggestively with a copy of the photograph -- that would be within her style and sense of fun.

http://www.sandra-mann-photos.de

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2012 Republican Challenge (Your Grandma Eats Dog Food)

Well, it appears that Utah and Wisconsin are well represented ... but what about the rest of us?! How about all us liberal democrats living on the West Coast of the USA?

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Romney Ryan 2012 (Democrats Drool)

Romney and Ryan announce their slogan for the 2012 main event, "Republicans Rule, Democrats Drool.")

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