Sunday, August 5, 2012

ATHEIST DUCK: Nothing Beats Homemade


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I might just go all Occupy on Chic Fil A's ass.  Me and several of my hairy bear-man boyfriends might show up and go for the world record tongue kiss.  Shirtless bearmen grabbing handfulls of back flab while mouth locked in a simmeringly sexual bearman wrasslin' match ...  uh, yeah... on the sidewalk outside the nearest Chick fil A.  

Don't get me started. 

I could go all Jean Genet on this thing.  I would become the worst kind of slut.  So there!

ALL THAT ANYONE COULD ASK FOR is dignity and acceptance.  Not like huggy-kissy fake acceptance, but just like the MAXIMUM level of hostility should always be kept to a MINIMUM. But then some guy who makes sandwiches gets to talking stuff about religion...

Closing your business on Sunday to observe the sabbath, that's your choice.  But don't go like all churchy on me about stuff.  This ain't a soup kitchen ministry -- you can't make me listen to a sermon -- I paid my money.
Wait a second there pal …

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Yeah, I’m late to the party on the whole Chick fil A thing, but I live in Seattle.  We don’t have Chick fil Aholes here.  Really.  None.

Same sex marriage is a divisive issue.  But rights are things that apply to all, not just some of us.  As our American Constitution requires, all people should have equal protection under the laws.  There is no straight or gay in the constitution.  ALL PEOPLE.  EQUAL RIGHTS.  It’s as easy as that.  As usual, we can agree to disagree, but you probably ought to check your chicken sandwich before you eat it if you put up too much of a ruckus about it.

Jimmyjumpnjive August 2012

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