THE HAPPY HOT DOG

Pokey Reaches for the Mustard! 

He's a HOT DOG (with Pickled Relish and anchovy breath).

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It's almost Halloween, which means that you need to find a halloween costume for you and the dog.  Hot about a hot dog with a big jar of mustard?  If that sounds cool, I got the hot dog for you!

I was grooving on this costume because it is a tip of the hat to the Cheezburger Comedy Network.  Would I really have put a hot dog costume on my Chihuahua but for the Cheez?

I bought this little costume from a nice lady in a dog store on SW 23rd in Portland, Oregon.  We were both geeking out on this pretty bad.  We were both like total doggy dress up freaks. Ha Ha

Zoozoo and Sheepy Spa Day at the Fancy Hotel

Zoozoo and Sheepy Stay in a Hotel!

Let's go to the spa and get pedicures!  That's what stinky perfume ladies do in fancy hotels!

I want my toenails painted pink to match my collar and because I'm a girlie girl!

Sheepy wants a pedicure too!  Purple urple color to match her wool.  Yay!

Staying in a fancy hotel is really fun.  It's a great thing for girlfriends -- like Sheepy and Zoozoo -- to do together.  But after you're done with shopping and eating in fancy restaurants, what else is there to do?  What else, ha!  SPA DAY! SPA DAY!



These pictures were taken at the Westin Hotel in Portland, Oregon, an exceptionally welcoming and DOG FRIENDLY place to stay.   The only thing that would make this place better would be a dog friendly swimming pool!

Four Paws UP!  Jimmyjumpnjive 2013

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Crazy costumes for canine companions

Lots of people like to dress their dogs up in silly costumes.  Lots of dogs tolerate this behavior because it leads to pets and treats.  Here we have a Blue Dog Lady Bug ... 

A Pup in a Box ... and a Canine Racecar Driver!

       

 Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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Pardon my wiener

A well cared for wiener dog.

Portland Pet Expo. October 6, 2012.  Don't trip over my wiener.  Thank you to this nice human and his furry friend for allowing me to take their photograph.  I have so much fun at pet expos.  I meet so many people who are so into dogs.  It does my heart good.  

This is awesome fun.

Oh look, a picture of a happy and well-loved wiener!

The word "wiener" is just a funny word.  Have you ever called someone a "weenie"?  It's a silly word with a very slight naughty double entendre.  When Anthony Wiener was getting into so much trouble, I just couldn't keep a smile off my face because of his last name.  I know it's immature.  I know that it's a dumb joke.  I know that it's stupid.  But I still think it's funny.

Also, I've been homebound for a long stretch of time, so it was good to get out of the house.  I must thank Dr. Swainstein for chauffeuring me to and from the event.  Peace and love.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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Fly Boy 2012

Fly Boy 2012 by Jimmyjumpnjive

Love this shot because flies do not like to have their pictures taken.  They perceive humans to be a threat to them and they fly away.  Can you imagine that?

Anyway, handsome fly guy here, sporting his summer hue of green.  Eating lots of fly food.

Seems to me sometimes that flies get a bad rap.  That maybe they are not as bad as their whole disease-spreading-pest reputation.  I'm just saying.  If we had to do away with mosquitos or flies, I'd ditch the mosquitos because  'skeeter suck.

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Mitt Romney's $10,000 Facebook Challenge

Romney throws down on the microphone in Arizona. He did not actually offer to give anyone $10,000 to be his best friend forever on facebook (rate, comment, subscribe). Repeat. This is a joke. He did not really offer to be YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER ON FACEBOOK and $10,000!!!

Photograph by Gage Skidmore.  This photograph was thereafter altered by Jimmyjumpnjive as allowed for in accordance with a Creative Commons License Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 license.  Future use of this image is allowed under the same Creative Commons license with attribution due to Gage Skidmore as modified by Jimmyjumpnjive.  Peace and love.  Remember to laugh.

This is, of course, a play on Romney's offer of a $10,000 bet to Texas Governor Rick Perry. But I think Romney should be allowed like to offer to give $10,000 to the person who leaves the most facebook comments on his fan page. Thumbs up. Comment. Subscribe.

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ATHEIST DUCK: Nothing Beats Homemade

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I might just go all Occupy on Chic Fil A's ass.  Me and several of my hairy bear-man boyfriends might show up and go for the world record tongue kiss.  Shirtless bearmen grabbing handfulls of back flab while mouth locked in a simmeringly sexual bearman wrasslin' match ...  uh, yeah... on the sidewalk outside the nearest Chick fil A.  

Don't get me started. 

I could go all Jean Genet on this thing.  I would become the worst kind of slut.  So there!

ALL THAT ANYONE COULD ASK FOR is dignity and acceptance.  Not like huggy-kissy fake acceptance, but just like the MAXIMUM level of hostility should always be kept to a MINIMUM. But then some guy who makes sandwiches gets to talking stuff about religion...

Closing your business on Sunday to observe the sabbath, that's your choice.  But don't go like all churchy on me about stuff.  This ain't a soup kitchen ministry -- you can't make me listen to a sermon -- I paid my money.

Wait a second there pal …

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Yeah, I’m late to the party on the whole Chick fil A thing, but I live in Seattle.  We don’t have Chick fil Aholes here.  Really.  None.

Same sex marriage is a divisive issue.  But rights are things that apply to all, not just some of us.  As our American Constitution requires, all people should have equal protection under the laws.  There is no straight or gay in the constitution.  ALL PEOPLE.  EQUAL RIGHTS.  It’s as easy as that.  As usual, we can agree to disagree, but you probably ought to check your chicken sandwich before you eat it if you put up too much of a ruckus about it.

Jimmyjumpnjive August 2012

Cup Check (Dumb Dog Trick #275)

Yes, there is more than one "dumb dog trick #275."  And, yes, when I discovered this I immediately contacted Hippy Dippy Entertainment and Dumb Dog Tricks International to see what the deal was.

For eight hours all I got was a "woof a message" deal on the telephone.  Later that night, while riding in my chauffeur driven Bently, I pondered the future of my association with HipDipEnt and whether the situation was beneficial.  We've certainly had our ups and downs lately, ask anyone.

When we arrived at DDT Int'l headquarters, Red Dog was attempting to get the last slather of raspberry milkshake from a waxed paper cup.  Cell phone in hand, instant memories.  Instant Dumb Dog Trick.  

Another man would disciplined the dog.  Another man would have taken the cup away from Red Dog and put his silly dog butt out in the backyard.  Another man never would have let this happen.

"I grabbed my cell phone and started filming."  Jim Jump (Annals of Dumb Dog Tricks Volume 7, page 142 (1973 ed.)).

It wasn't Red Dog's fault that someone left half a milkshake unattended in the living room.  Heck, I might have drunk it myself if I had found it first.

Goes to show.  One man's diamond is another man's coal.  Red Dog is my little diamond boy.

Love him forever.  He's not a bad dog. Who keeps saying that Red Dog is a bad dog?

April 2012 Jimmyjumpnjive