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Fly Boy wants you to puke sooner, so that Fly Boy's party starts as soon as possible!

Go ahead, commence partying.  Fly Boy is waiting.

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Super bugs announced again on slow news day

HEY!  What should we do on a

SLOW NEWS DAY?

Stronger than an antibiotic, more powerful than a speeding Buick, able to spread germs with a single bound. It's ...

Look, over there on the potato salad, 

it's Super Fly Boy.

Every couple of months, they come up with another "Super Bug" story.  Today's story was about how terribly difficult it is to predict an outbreak of superbug stuff. CLICK HERE TO SEE THIS STORY on YOUTUBE.

Even before the rash of bed bug stories, there were Super Bug stories.  It's a science fiction narrative that's been written many times, diseases with no cure, viruses that have become immune to antibiotics, threatening the existence of mankind.  Oh my!  I believe the first one I was aware of was called, "The Andromeda Strain."

I guess it's a story, but it's not exactly new news.  It's more like recycled news or reconfigured journalistic leftovers.  

So, why am I talking about it?  I jumped into this non-news news story just for the purpose of proposing a spokes-bug for the Super Bug news -- Super Fly Boy!  He's buff.  He's hairy.  He has no social media or SEO staff.  He gargles with penicillin every morning ... it's Super Fly Boy! 

The news media has to sell newspapers.  I think the birthday of the Occupy movement didn't pan out news-wise as big as it was supposed to ... so they had to come up with some news.  Occupy fizzled ... 100 protesters versus 300 riot police is not news.   Hmmm, how about some SUPER BUG news.  

What's a super bug?  It's not a bug at all.  It's more like a disease that has become stronger, and immune to antibiotics, which then makes the bugs "super."  At least to the guy who writes the headlines on a slow news day. 

Any day that the Associated Press does a video on super bugs is probably a slow news day.  Nobody would trot out a "super bug" story if REAL news was happening.  But what if diseases were rampantly spreading across the Earth with no cure in sight ... most of us wouldn't believe it.  The news media has cried wolf on this one way too many times.

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Fly Boy loves a picnic

Everybody loves a picnic

especially Fly Boy!

You make the potato salad, the deviled eggs, the little ham sandwiches on the little dinner rolls, all the stuff that everybody loves at a picnic.  But who is most excited about it?  The guys?  The kids?

Hahaha, nope!  It's Fly Boy!  He's waiting in the wings, scoping out the moment when he can swoop down and infiltrate the potato salad, play in the deviled eggs, dip his toes in a cool glass of lemon aid.

Nobody likes a picnic as much as Fly Boy ... expect perhaps Adam Ant.

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Fly Boy Don't Bug Me

"Don't bug me,"  said Fly Boy.

"Like what?"  I asked him.  "Like how am I BUGGING you?"

"You know what you're doing," Fly Boy said.  "So cut it out."

"Cut out what?"

"You heard me,"  said Fly Boy.

You know what, Fly Boy?"  I asked him.

"What?"  He asked back.

"You bug me." I told him.

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Ladies love Fly Boy when he quotes Shakespeare

Ladies love a guy who is well read, like Fly Boy!

I would attribute this quote to the "Merry Wives of Windsor," but I have no idea which character said it.  I do recall that it was one of the minor characters, perhaps Pistol or Falstaff.

I read a bit of Shakespeare although not much of it stuck to me.  For some reason I was supposed to read Shakespeare and discover this quote, then 30 years later recall it and attribute it to a meme called Fly Boy.  

That's a crazy bunch of crap that Bill Shakespeare probably would have appreciated.  But I think we need comic relief as much now as we needed it back when William Shakespeare was walking the streets of London.

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Fly Boy Tries Health Food

One day Fly Boy was cruising the neighborhood.  He saw some bees buzzing the flowers and taking pollen.

"Hey," yelled Fly Boy.  "Is that stuff any good?"

"Of course it's good," the bees told him.  "It's the healthiest food on Earth and it's super tasty."

"Health food."  Fly Boy said this to himself with a note of sarcasm.  Fly Boy hated health food.  What next colonics and vitamin supplements?  Fly Boy turned to fly away.

"Where you think you're going?" asked the biggest of the Bees, as he flexed his bee muscles and pointed his stinger at Fly Boy.  "Eat some pollen first."

"Uh, sure," said Fly Boy, trying to be cool.  "Yeah, pollen is great stuff, yeah."

It tasted like dirt mixed with cheese and chalk.  Fly Boy struggled to choke it down.  "What I wouldn't give for some fermented Yak urine," Fly Boy thought to himself.

"How you liking that pollen?" asked the bees.

"Gak!" replied Fly Boy.  It might be healthy for bees, Fly Boy thought to himself, but no manly fly would eat this stuff on a daily basis.  

"My best to your queen," yelled Fly Boy.  Under his breath he muttered, "I hope she chokes on it."

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Fly Boy 2012

Fly Boy 2012 by Jimmyjumpnjive

Love this shot because flies do not like to have their pictures taken.  They perceive humans to be a threat to them and they fly away.  Can you imagine that?

Anyway, handsome fly guy here, sporting his summer hue of green.  Eating lots of fly food.

Seems to me sometimes that flies get a bad rap.  That maybe they are not as bad as their whole disease-spreading-pest reputation.  I'm just saying.  If we had to do away with mosquitos or flies, I'd ditch the mosquitos because  'skeeter suck.

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