Namaste ... flyboy is check you out in yoga

Flyboy was bored.  Not even the big garbage can in the garage interested him.
"This is terrible," said Flyboy.  "I need fecundity, body fluids and stench."

What's a little Flyboy to do?

Stuffed deep into the trunk of the car was the answer.  A smelly reminder of sweaty yoga days long since gone.

"That's it!" shouted Flyboy.  "I'm gonna check me out some hot yoga classes."

Mike McKenzie 2013

Start Partying Now Says Fly Boy

FLY BOY HATES TO WAIT

Fly Boy Called You a Wuss!

Fly Boy Thinks You Can't Handle Your Liquor!

Fly Boy is Saying That You Party Like a Light-Weight!

Fly Boy wants you to puke sooner, so that Fly Boy's party starts as soon as possible!

Go ahead, commence partying.  Fly Boy is waiting.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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Super bugs announced again on slow news day

HEY!  What should we do on a

SLOW NEWS DAY?

Stronger than an antibiotic, more powerful than a speeding Buick, able to spread germs with a single bound. It's ...

Look, over there on the potato salad, 

it's Super Fly Boy.

Every couple of months, they come up with another "Super Bug" story.  Today's story was about how terribly difficult it is to predict an outbreak of superbug stuff. CLICK HERE TO SEE THIS STORY on YOUTUBE.

Even before the rash of bed bug stories, there were Super Bug stories.  It's a science fiction narrative that's been written many times, diseases with no cure, viruses that have become immune to antibiotics, threatening the existence of mankind.  Oh my!  I believe the first one I was aware of was called, "The Andromeda Strain."

I guess it's a story, but it's not exactly new news.  It's more like recycled news or reconfigured journalistic leftovers.  

So, why am I talking about it?  I jumped into this non-news news story just for the purpose of proposing a spokes-bug for the Super Bug news -- Super Fly Boy!  He's buff.  He's hairy.  He has no social media or SEO staff.  He gargles with penicillin every morning ... it's Super Fly Boy! 

The news media has to sell newspapers.  I think the birthday of the Occupy movement didn't pan out news-wise as big as it was supposed to ... so they had to come up with some news.  Occupy fizzled ... 100 protesters versus 300 riot police is not news.   Hmmm, how about some SUPER BUG news.  

What's a super bug?  It's not a bug at all.  It's more like a disease that has become stronger, and immune to antibiotics, which then makes the bugs "super."  At least to the guy who writes the headlines on a slow news day. 

Any day that the Associated Press does a video on super bugs is probably a slow news day.  Nobody would trot out a "super bug" story if REAL news was happening.  But what if diseases were rampantly spreading across the Earth with no cure in sight ... most of us wouldn't believe it.  The news media has cried wolf on this one way too many times.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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Fly Boy loves a picnic

Everybody loves a picnic

especially Fly Boy!

You make the potato salad, the deviled eggs, the little ham sandwiches on the little dinner rolls, all the stuff that everybody loves at a picnic.  But who is most excited about it?  The guys?  The kids?

Hahaha, nope!  It's Fly Boy!  He's waiting in the wings, scoping out the moment when he can swoop down and infiltrate the potato salad, play in the deviled eggs, dip his toes in a cool glass of lemon aid.

Nobody likes a picnic as much as Fly Boy ... expect perhaps Adam Ant.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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You are invited to Party with Fly Boy

Are you ready to party?

Party until you can't party any more?

You come party Fly Boy's house!

Fly Boy wants to party ... that means:

1.  Take the lid off the kitchen garbage.

2.  Don't flush the toilet.

3.  Unplug the refrigerator.

4.  There is no tomorrow.

Fly Boy 2012 by Jimmyjumpnjive

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Fly Boy Don't Bug Me

"Don't bug me,"  said Fly Boy.

"Like what?"  I asked him.  "Like how am I BUGGING you?"

"You know what you're doing," Fly Boy said.  "So cut it out."

"Cut out what?"

"You heard me,"  said Fly Boy.

You know what, Fly Boy?"  I asked him.

"What?"  He asked back.

"You bug me." I told him.

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My flies sent a postcard from Cancun

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Waiter there is a fly in my soup

Doing the Backstroke

One of the oldest jokes in the world.  

It starts with a man in a restaurant yelling, "Waiter!  What's this fly doing in my soup?!"

The waiter walks over and examines the bowl of soup.  Turning calmly to the customer, the waiter says, "the Backstroke."

That's my inspiration for this picture.  What do you think?

I learned something, though.  Bees are easier to photograph than flies.  Bees, especially ones pursuing pollen or food, really don't care much about humans.  Bees kind of have a good rep with humans with all that pollination stuff.  Bees also have weapons -- their stingers.

Flies hate humans and try to fly away from people when people get too close.  That's because humans hate flies because they carry disease, so people try to swat and kill flies.  Flies have evolved to know this, so they try to "fly" away from humans as soon  as possible.

Flies doing the backstroke, however, are the easy to photograph.

So, if little Freddie Fly up there looks a tad bit peeked, perhaps he has gone through a recent biological stage shift ... from the living to the not.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

This blog, the photos contained herein and all words, captions or descriptions, is a blatant attempt at humor.   Concepts such as truth or reality are not allowed to conflict with punchlines.    Please accept that this is a humor blog created with the intent of entertaining people.  If you find what I said offensive today, you might agree wholeheartedly with me tomorrow.

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