Ladies love Fly Boy when he quotes Shakespeare

Ladies love a guy who is well read, like Fly Boy!

I would attribute this quote to the "Merry Wives of Windsor," but I have no idea which character said it.  I do recall that it was one of the minor characters, perhaps Pistol or Falstaff.

I read a bit of Shakespeare although not much of it stuck to me.  For some reason I was supposed to read Shakespeare and discover this quote, then 30 years later recall it and attribute it to a meme called Fly Boy.  

That's a crazy bunch of crap that Bill Shakespeare probably would have appreciated.  But I think we need comic relief as much now as we needed it back when William Shakespeare was walking the streets of London.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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Waiter there is a fly in my soup

Doing the Backstroke

One of the oldest jokes in the world.  

It starts with a man in a restaurant yelling, "Waiter!  What's this fly doing in my soup?!"

The waiter walks over and examines the bowl of soup.  Turning calmly to the customer, the waiter says, "the Backstroke."

That's my inspiration for this picture.  What do you think?

I learned something, though.  Bees are easier to photograph than flies.  Bees, especially ones pursuing pollen or food, really don't care much about humans.  Bees kind of have a good rep with humans with all that pollination stuff.  Bees also have weapons -- their stingers.

Flies hate humans and try to fly away from people when people get too close.  That's because humans hate flies because they carry disease, so people try to swat and kill flies.  Flies have evolved to know this, so they try to "fly" away from humans as soon  as possible.

Flies doing the backstroke, however, are the easy to photograph.

So, if little Freddie Fly up there looks a tad bit peeked, perhaps he has gone through a recent biological stage shift ... from the living to the not.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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