Showing posts with label bugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bugs. Show all posts

Friday, December 14, 2012

Look what crawled up through the (gross out time)






SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID
Like I was reading about Ray William Johnson and the beef he has with Maker Studios CEO Danny Zappin.  Johnson is like, "Zappin is a criminal." Zappin is like, "F*** you, prepare for war."

Whoa! You don't have to say everything that comes into your mind.  It's just not necessary or productive.

They started chipping on each other with some third grade bullshit.  Who knows who is right, but they have each made themselves and each other look like spoiled brats.

Two of the most successful Youtubers are not happy with the money and the success.  It's just never enough, right? Wah, right?  Gimmeabreak.

Have you ever found a disgusting, wiggling bug in the shower drain?  How about on the wet sidewalk outside your home?  How about in your salad at a fancy restaurant?  Did you feel compelled to hold it in your hand and show it to everyone.  "Look, everyone," you might say, "Look what climbed out of my ear."  See, if you do it right (well, er, wrong) you can make yourself and everyone else miserable.  But is that what you really want to do?

You were expecting a hot shower or a nice meal or a quiet walk to the mailbox.  Not this time, buddy.  You were expecting earwax, right?  But you got some sort of alien mind-control brain eater bug in your ear.  But rather than just having your day spoiled, you decided to spoil it for everyone.  That's bad.

Sometimes things don't go your way.  It's as simple as that.  One day you wake up to find that your Youtube Channel is being taken over by a crazed felon.  Or one day you wake up to find that your best client, the one you pampered like a favored grandchild, has slandered you and run off telling others tales of anger and harsh words.  Them's the breaks in the big world.  Move on.  Or you can stand around and squabble publicly like children.

Those guys can both get the lawyers busy.  For the rest of us, perhaps it's a lesson in professionalism and good business dealing.  I think the lesson is -- success and happiness can be mutually exclusive.

Jimmyjumpnjive

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Fly Boy Don't Bug Me



"Don't bug me,"  said Fly Boy.

"Like what?"  I asked him.  "Like how am I BUGGING you?"

"You know what you're doing," Fly Boy said.  "So cut it out."

"Cut out what?"

"You heard me,"  said Fly Boy.

You know what, Fly Boy?"  I asked him.

"What?"  He asked back.

"You bug me." I told him.

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Friday, September 7, 2012

morning coffee with a friend


I wanted some dark roast ... I ended up with bug juice!  

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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Monday, August 27, 2012

Moth looks like art deco


One moth (the Venezuelan Poodle Moth) looks like a funky poodle crossed with a Pokemon.

The moths in my backyard have a certain art deco flair.  At least I think this is a moth.

It sort of looks like it came out of a Frank Lloyd Wright designed house, right?  Pretty cool.  Almost as cool as the poodle moth.

I have been taking macro photos for a short period of time now, and really enjoying it.

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Friday, August 3, 2012

What the heck is this?

Flower Explosion
What the heck is it?

This is the interior of a plant that most people don't want to see in their garden or on their lawn.  This was taken with a micro lens camera, so it would be much smaller than pictured.  The lighting makes it look like and underwater scene, but it's not.  It's not a gigantic fireworks mishap or anything either.

What is it?  (Leave a comment and I'll tell you).

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Ants in My Pants (What Should I do?)




I'm a jumping fool
I got ants in my pants

I ought to drop and roll
while I have the chance

Dance on the table
like some dude from France

Dance, dance, dance
like you got ants in your pants

Like nobody is looking
Like you own the dance floor

Act like you stopping
Then dance some more

Circle forms around you
they yell, "more! more! more""

Dance, dance, dance
like you got ants in your pants

Itching in the kitchen
itching in the hall

Itching all over
from my feet to my skull

Itching little buggers
itching litte bugs

Ants, ants, ants
in my pants

So, why do we say that, "You got ants in your pants?"  It's like you can't sit still.

I'm sort of like that.  I like to stay busy, doing stuff, taking pictures, working.  I have trouble sitting down for any period of time.

I guess the "ants in your pants" line also means you're just acting weird. Huh, am I acting weird?  Creepy?  Ah, not really.

Enjoy the small things in life.  Be easily entertained and life passes much more merrily.

Jimmyjumpnjive April 2012