Advice Alien: Party on Earth

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

Jimmyjumpnjive is devoted to peace, love and puppies.  An old furry, an ent, an aged hippy freak with nothing but a song of love in his heart.  

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Play and have fun.  Party with friends.  

A SUPER COOL VIDEO
Musical Chairs for Dogs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIDXLJLvZcY

Vote Obama or I'll eat a bug

My wife is so brave, she just scooped this little critter up with her finger and held it there.  It was like a living booger on the end of her pointer finger.  

In close for a macro shot.  He was nothing but salt and slime and a glimmer of that electric spasmodic thing called life.  I nicknamed him Salty the Slimy Slug.

Then she was all like, "If you don't promise right now to vote for Barack Obama, I will eat this bug!"

Escargot tartare anyone? I was like, "Eat the bug then."

It was a really little slug thing. See her fingerprints magnified in the photo?  Actually, he was put back under whatever rock he came from.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

This blog, the photos contained herein and all words, captions or descriptions, is a blatant attempt at humor.   Concepts such as truth or reality are not allowed to conflict with punchlines.    Please accept that this is a humor blog created with the intent of entertaining people.

Jimmyjumpnjive and Dumb Dog Tricks Int’l do not want to be held responsible.  Kiss us responsible, shake us responsible, zerbert us responsible.  We prefer to be “held” during lightening and thunder storms. We must specifically ask not to be held responsible.   

Jimmyjumpnjive is devoted to peace, love and puppies.  An old furry, an ent, an aged hippy freak with nothing but a song of love in his heart.  

Jimmyjumpnjive on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/Jimmyjumpnjive

Play and have fun.  Party with friends.  

A SUPER COOL VIDEO
Musical Chairs for Dogs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIDXLJLvZcY

Animal rescue and fosters rule my world.  Make the world a better place bit by bit, act by act, word by word, deed by deed.

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Ants in My Pants (What Should I do?)

I'm a jumping fool
I got ants in my pants

I ought to drop and roll
while I have the chance

Dance on the table
like some dude from France

Dance, dance, dance
like you got ants in your pants

Like nobody is looking
Like you own the dance floor

Act like you stopping
Then dance some more

Circle forms around you
they yell, "more! more! more""

Dance, dance, dance
like you got ants in your pants

Itching in the kitchen
itching in the hall

Itching all over
from my feet to my skull

Itching little buggers
itching litte bugs

Ants, ants, ants
in my pants

So, why do we say that, "You got ants in your pants?"  It's like you can't sit still.

I'm sort of like that.  I like to stay busy, doing stuff, taking pictures, working.  I have trouble sitting down for any period of time.

I guess the "ants in your pants" line also means you're just acting weird. Huh, am I acting weird?  Creepy?  Ah, not really.

Enjoy the small things in life.  Be easily entertained and life passes much more merrily.

Jimmyjumpnjive April 2012