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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Saturday, January 12, 2013
the queen of Canine Couch Surfing
Hey, CLICK HERE TO SEE MY NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO, ZOOZOO NIGHT NIGHT BOOM BOOM. It's a true story about a young dog and her dream to compete in the Canine Couch Surfing Olympics. So far today this has been uploaded to Youtube, shared on Cheezburger, and upvoted on Reddit. DID I MISS ANY OF THE STANDARD SILLY MEDIA OUTLETS?
Zoozoo Night Night BOOM BOOM by Jimmyjumpnjive on Youtube. Watch it today!
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Blue Dog age 14 Party Animal
The Good Boy Blue, age 14, still a party animal!
Ho Ho Ho
Jimmyjumpnjive 2012
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Saturday, November 17, 2012
Dog Dylan Folk Singer Homemade Meme
What should you do with old photos?
Turn them into homemade memes!!!
INTRODUCING: Dog Dylan!
I lost this photo for a while. I missed it. It was on my desktop computer when I ditched to a cool new laptop.
I remember the day this photo was taken. We took a lot of photos that day. I had collected funny hats for a while. This particular hat was my hat "au courant" ... I still wear that hat. Still working on it like a plate of eggs. I still have the sunglasses too.
The Times They're achoooing!
Here -- try it for yourself at home! Peace and love!
CLICK HERE FOR A YOUTUBE DOG PARTY!
Turn them into homemade memes!!!
INTRODUCING: Dog Dylan!
I lost this photo for a while. I missed it. It was on my desktop computer when I ditched to a cool new laptop.
The Times They're achoooing!
Here -- try it for yourself at home! Peace and love!
CLICK HERE FOR A YOUTUBE DOG PARTY!
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Hey, kid, wanna see a dumb dog trick?
Today's Dumb Dog Trick...
The menu for today includes three dumb dogs.
"Lady Bug Swim Lesson (Dumb Dog Trick #283)."
Red Dog teaches a lady bug to swim, well sort of.
"Red Dog Ninja Freakout (Dumb Dog Trick #282)."
Red Dog is a ninja, and ninjas aren't afraid of anything!
"Musical Chairs for Dogs."
Red Dog, Blue Dog and their sister, Zoozoo, perform a bunch of tricks together!
JIMMYJUMPNJIVE 2012
Sunday, October 7, 2012
Pardon my wiener
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| A well cared for wiener dog. |
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| This is awesome fun. |
Oh look, a picture of a happy and well-loved wiener!
The word "wiener" is just a funny word. Have you ever called someone a "weenie"? It's a silly word with a very slight naughty double entendre. When Anthony Wiener was getting into so much trouble, I just couldn't keep a smile off my face because of his last name. I know it's immature. I know that it's a dumb joke. I know that it's stupid. But I still think it's funny.
Also, I've been homebound for a long stretch of time, so it was good to get out of the house. I must thank Dr. Swainstein for chauffeuring me to and from the event. Peace and love.
Jimmyjumpnjive 2012
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Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Friday, July 27, 2012
Anthropomorphism (The Walrus Burped and Mother Nature Grew Angry)
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| Red Dog Plays the Piano |
The Walrus Burped and Mother Nature Grew Angry
(Anthropomorphisms)
Do we dare personify the Walrus? Dare we be so bold as to claim that Mister Walrus burped like a human? To anthropomorphize or not, that is the question. (Click this hyperlink to see the video, "Walrus Burp the Alphabet" by Jimmyjumpnjive on Youtube.)
“Sure, why not?” I say, with casual aplomb, pulling my foot closer to my mouth. Believe it or not, many people argue it is unwise, even dangerous, to attribute human characteristics to animals or inanimate objects.
Based upon 51 years of experience in this matter, anthropomorphism can be dangerous but it sure is fun and effective. Allow me to explain....
As with many Americans, I was raised in the golden age of anthropomorphism. This is an age that started with the invention of radio, expanded with the invention of television, and exploded with the internet revolution.
In this golden age “silly rabbits” easily outwit shotgun-toting humans. Bears and birds and large cats sing and dance happily together to the uplifting sound of a full orchestra. Lumps of breakfast cereal jump out of the bowl to help quiz me for a spelling test.
Youtube has kept the golden age of anthropomorphism unfolding, as Youtube has shown yet another pre-pubescent generation the value of annoying fruits, dancing detergents and talking felines. Dramatic chipmunk, anyone?
And this happens, why? Primarily because it’s funny. Secondarily, in addition to entertainment value, anthropomorphism is an effective way to engage an audience. Particularly an audience not yet old enough to lawfully operate a motor vehicle.
And we want them to engage, why? So that we can sell stuff to them.
Businesses want to engage these youngsters at such a fundamental level that they will demand that their parents purchase specific foods, products and services. Only the anthropomorphized shall inhabit my shopping cart and your own children shall enforce this law!
Marketers want your children to cry loudly in the grocery store for items that have no food value. Manipulating children into manipulating their parents is a recipe for success in the American marketplace. But that is just the first of the many dangers associated with anthropomorphism.
Perhaps the most dangerous thing about personification of animals is what would actually happen if you ever saw a walrus. Would you walk over and give mister burpy-butt a hug? That would not be a good idea.
Hugging a walrus is almost as bad as approaching a polar bear for a soft drink. Would you really want a soft drink recommendation from an animal that would kill and eat you?
Musical Chairs for Dogs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIDXLJLvZcY
Jimmyjumpnjive on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/Jimmyjumpnjive
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Disc Dog Playlist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpY-60XcbzU&list=PL0569B152CF847646&feature=plpp_play_all
Dumb Dog Tricks Playlist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_D6_H6ZqEw&list=PL97572117418FCBC3&feature=plpp_play_all
Stop Motion Animation Dogs Playlist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIDXLJLvZcY&list=PL9E204F3E75D07F4F&feature=plpp_play_all
Jimmyjumpnjive is devoted to peace, love and puppies. An old furry, an ent, an aged hippy freak with nothing but a song of love in his heart. Play and have fun. Party with friends. Fun games. Animal rescue and fosters rule my world. Make the world a better place bit by bit, act by act, word by word.
Do we dare personify the Walrus? Dare we be so bold as to claim that Mister Walrus burped like a human? To anthropomorphize or not, that is the question. (Click this hyperlink to see the video, "Walrus Burp the Alphabet" by Jimmyjumpnjive on Youtube.)
“Sure, why not?” I say, with casual aplomb, pulling my foot closer to my mouth. Believe it or not, many people argue it is unwise, even dangerous, to attribute human characteristics to animals or inanimate objects.
Based upon 51 years of experience in this matter, anthropomorphism can be dangerous but it sure is fun and effective. Allow me to explain....
As with many Americans, I was raised in the golden age of anthropomorphism. This is an age that started with the invention of radio, expanded with the invention of television, and exploded with the internet revolution.
In this golden age “silly rabbits” easily outwit shotgun-toting humans. Bears and birds and large cats sing and dance happily together to the uplifting sound of a full orchestra. Lumps of breakfast cereal jump out of the bowl to help quiz me for a spelling test.
Youtube has kept the golden age of anthropomorphism unfolding, as Youtube has shown yet another pre-pubescent generation the value of annoying fruits, dancing detergents and talking felines. Dramatic chipmunk, anyone?
And this happens, why? Primarily because it’s funny. Secondarily, in addition to entertainment value, anthropomorphism is an effective way to engage an audience. Particularly an audience not yet old enough to lawfully operate a motor vehicle.
And we want them to engage, why? So that we can sell stuff to them.
Businesses want to engage these youngsters at such a fundamental level that they will demand that their parents purchase specific foods, products and services. Only the anthropomorphized shall inhabit my shopping cart and your own children shall enforce this law!
Marketers want your children to cry loudly in the grocery store for items that have no food value. Manipulating children into manipulating their parents is a recipe for success in the American marketplace. But that is just the first of the many dangers associated with anthropomorphism.
Perhaps the most dangerous thing about personification of animals is what would actually happen if you ever saw a walrus. Would you walk over and give mister burpy-butt a hug? That would not be a good idea.
Hugging a walrus is almost as bad as approaching a polar bear for a soft drink. Would you really want a soft drink recommendation from an animal that would kill and eat you?
Musical Chairs for Dogs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIDXLJLvZcY
Jimmyjumpnjive on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/Jimmyjumpnjive
LIKE ME ON Facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jimmyjumpnjive/157294277673510
Disc Dog Playlist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpY-60XcbzU&list=PL0569B152CF847646&feature=plpp_play_all
Dumb Dog Tricks Playlist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_D6_H6ZqEw&list=PL97572117418FCBC3&feature=plpp_play_all
Stop Motion Animation Dogs Playlist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIDXLJLvZcY&list=PL9E204F3E75D07F4F&feature=plpp_play_all
Jimmyjumpnjive is devoted to peace, love and puppies. An old furry, an ent, an aged hippy freak with nothing but a song of love in his heart. Play and have fun. Party with friends. Fun games. Animal rescue and fosters rule my world. Make the world a better place bit by bit, act by act, word by word.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Ants in My Pants (What Should I do?)
I'm a jumping fool
I got ants in my pants
I ought to drop and roll
while I have the chance
Dance on the table
like some dude from France
Dance, dance, dance
like you got ants in your pants
Like nobody is looking
Like you own the dance floor
Act like you stopping
Then dance some more
Circle forms around you
they yell, "more! more! more""
Dance, dance, dance
like you got ants in your pants
Itching in the kitchen
itching in the hall
Itching all over
from my feet to my skull
Itching little buggers
itching litte bugs
Ants, ants, ants
in my pants
So, why do we say that, "You got ants in your pants?" It's like you can't sit still.
I'm sort of like that. I like to stay busy, doing stuff, taking pictures, working. I have trouble sitting down for any period of time.
I guess the "ants in your pants" line also means you're just acting weird. Huh, am I acting weird? Creepy? Ah, not really.
Enjoy the small things in life. Be easily entertained and life passes much more merrily.
Jimmyjumpnjive April 2012
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