Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts

Saturday, March 30, 2013

It's okay, my beautiful bunny!

Fluffee was feeling somewhat glum that afternoon.  
"It's okay, beautiful bunny," called the woman's voice.
"We love you and we want you to have fun, Mister Bunny Rabbit."  "It's time to run agility!"

Mike McKenzie 2013

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Spoiled Children

We did an indoor practice this morning.  It was freezing cold outside like all the mud puddles were frozen.  Kess the Tripaw was being awesome as usual.  This is my friend's dog, but I really like her.  She's just a little girly dog.  She's so happy.

Zoozoo got a lesson in how to "back up."  Seriously, if we stick with it Zoozoo will have another trick for her routine.  All our friends were there ... Buzz, Gus, Kess, Suki, Levi.

We're practicing for a gig at the Vancouver Pet Expo in March of 2013.  Better buy your tickets now!

Hey we have a really cool video out on Youtube!  It's called Zoozoo Night Night Boom Boom.  Really!  CLICK HERE TO SEE IT!!!

Saturday, January 12, 2013

the queen of Canine Couch Surfing

Hey, CLICK HERE TO SEE MY NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO, ZOOZOO NIGHT NIGHT BOOM BOOM.  It's a true story about a young dog and her dream to compete in the Canine Couch Surfing Olympics.  So far today this has been uploaded to Youtube, shared on Cheezburger, and upvoted on Reddit.   DID I MISS ANY OF THE STANDARD SILLY MEDIA OUTLETS?
Zoozoo Night Night BOOM BOOM by Jimmyjumpnjive on Youtube.  Watch it today!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Santa Paws is Here!


Here comes Santa Paws
Here comes Santa Paws
Right down Santa Paws Lane

Hitting every hydrant
from Australia to Zimbabwe 

Cause Santa Paws comes Tonight

WOOF! Wake up!  Santa Paws is here!

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012


Sunday, November 11, 2012

Happy Veterans Day

It's a Dogs Wearing Funny Hats Veterans Day!
boo-yah!

Red Dog wears a funny hat in celebration of Veterans' Day.

I never served in the military, but my father and my best friend did.  My dad was in the Army (Korean conflict).  My best friend was in the Navy (Viet Nam era).  These are two very good men.  Brave soldiers who fought for freedom and democracy.  Their efforts should be honored and never forgotten.  I am very proud of them both.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

If you just can't get enough of Dogs Wearing Funny Hats ... CLICK HERE to see a silly video full of stuff like this.  AND by the way, Red Dog was not a bad dog, he was silly and misunderstood but he was not bad.





Thursday, August 30, 2012

King bee stinger gonna cry



DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO STING YOU

Isn't he a magnificent looking bee?  I think he looks smart and intense.  Maybe kind of cute in a Ziggy Stardust kind of way (the haircut).  

I don't fear the bees.  I stand out there amidst the flowers in the backyard with my cheap little macro lens camera.  

The bees don't seem to be interested in me, although I do worry what if one were to inadvertent fly under the hem of my short pants.  End badly for all parties.  

Hmmm ... I'm not scared.  Sacrifice for the art, right?

Jimmyjumpnjive.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

This blog, the photos contained herein and all words, captions or descriptions, is a blatant attempt at humor.   Concepts such as truth or reality are not allowed to conflict with punchlines.    Please accept that this is a humor blog created with the intent of entertaining people.  If you find what I said offensive today, you might agree wholeheartedly with me tomorrow.

Jimmyjumpnjive is devoted to peace, love and puppies.  An old furry, an ent, an aged hippy freak with nothing but a song of love in his heart.  

Jimmyjumpnjive on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/Jimmyjumpnjive

Play and have fun.  Party with friends.  

A SUPER COOL VIDEO
Musical Chairs for Dogs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIDXLJLvZcY


Monday, August 27, 2012

Honey Bee don't care


For a honey bee, could anything rival the exhilaration of finding pollen?

How about returning to the hive covered in pollen, then being whisked clean by all the worker bees.  How's that sound?  The actuality of it is probably more like a trip through a gauntlet than it is a trip to the playboy mansion.  Whatever ... honey bee don't care.

Jimmyjumpnjive is devoted to peace, love and puppies.  An old furry, an ent, an aged hippy freak with nothing but a song of love in his heart.  

Jimmyjumpnjive on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/Jimmyjumpnjive



Saturday, January 28, 2012

Easy Dog Game - Do You Wear Funny Hats Sometimes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KMwmdG4w2dM


How should you care for a geriatric dog?

Beyond the basics of food, shelter and medical care, older dogs need interaction and attention as much as any dog does. The "Funny Hats" dog game is excellently suited for elderly dogs and dog breeds with lower activity levels.

The photo at the start start of the video is of the Good Boy Blue, who was my "show" or "performance" dog for about eight or nine years. I retired him when he was around 11 years old. He is currently 13 years old.

How do I care for my old dog? A few quick tips - be sure to keep their nails clipped, as elder dogs require less activity nail clipping becomes essential; moisten a towel with warm water and give grandpa (or grandma) dog a good old sponge bath, they'll love it; a check up with your veterinarian is highly recommended.

The Good Boy Blue has slowly lost most of his eyesight, but his hearing is still exceptional, his appetite is good, and he can still romp around and play when he wants to. Not bad for one of the elder statesmen of canine disc. Blue started performing at disc dog competitions in 2001. He was a runner up to be the dog pictured on the large size Milkbone Dog Biscuit box, and that was really fun. He performed freestyle canine disc with the member of the Washington Owners of Flying Disc Dogs from 2001 through about 2009. He was a five time Skyhoundz Canine Disc World Championship contender from '02 through '06. In the photo at the beginning of this video, it's Blue and me performing that Human Canine Disc World Championships in Seattle, Washington, in approximately 2004. Blue is still in excellent shape, and I call him a "skinny old man." Yet, I watch him, as anyone who cares for an elderly dog should. He has a couple of lipomas that I keep an eyey on. I make sure he has plenty of fresh water. I make sure he gets a good walk every day. But I also watch him to make sure that he's not experiencing pain or discomfort. He's a bit arthritic, but that's not terribly surprising. I'll get some links and research together on the topic of caring for an elderly dog. It's really important to make sure that your best friends last years are his best years. Mike McKenzie, January 27, 2012, Tacoma, Washington.