Reading contracts and weighing offers, trying like hell to remember what it was that I had forgotten and the following events unfold:
1. Musical Chairs for Dogs Star
Red Dog goes solo to bring us Dumb Dog Trick 283: "Dog Plays Piano." 2. The internet ignites with comparisons to -- as in blatant rip off -- Keyboard Cat. 3. Red Dog admits that was his intent all along and parties forever and never really cares. 4. Play me Off, Keyboard Cat ... Please!
Actually,
Red Dog has no music ambitions. He wants to jump into the ring to assist in a pro bull riding event. Red Dog is trying to attack a television perched on top of the piano. Bull riding is his favorite thing to watch and/or interact with. But I'd still give his song "Keyboard Dog" a 7.5 with a danceable beat, upbeat but for the disconcerting vocal arrangements. Har!
Hey, look!
Red Dog plays the piano! He's like the best at it, right?
No fake out. Those are his real paws.
So, mangy old Red Dog still likes to attack the television, see. And the head honchos here at K9TV (Howl-o-vision) have better things to do than worry about that. So attack the television all you want, Senior Red Dog.