You did not just call me a bitch

Nobody axed you what you was thinking.  

Nobody asked you what you thought.  And, hell no, you did not just call me a bitch.  Oh, hell no, you didn't.

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Red Dog Ninja Freak Out (Dumb Dog Trick #282)

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One time I was at the dog park with Red Dog, and he was being all crazy and everything, running around and barking and trying to get the other dogs to chase and play with him.

"Whose little brown dog is that!" Exclaimed another dog park person.  Basically, what the person meant was, "That dog is completely insane."

I am crazy.

Yes, thank you very much.  That's right!  Red dog is completely insane. He's my little crazy boy. My crazy little boo boo.

We love him so.  Even if he does play ninja in the living room.

I so wanted a red border collie.  About eight years ago the stars aligned -- a litter was born nearby and I hit a jackpot at the local slot machine parlor -- and I purchased my red dog.

Unfortunately for all of us, he's smarter than I am.

He is a big wimp though.  I originally thought he would be good at canine disc, but after about five years of trying to train him (with lackluster results) I decided that Red would be best as a comedic actor.  Hence, videos such as "Red Dog Ninja Freakout."

Red may not be very good at most stuff dogs are supposed to do, but boy is he good at running around, barking and chewing stuff up.

If anyone was concerned watching the video, please be advised -- the big brown dog can take car of herself.  She is not afraid of the little red dog.  The big brow dog is a Rhodesian Ridgeback mix (a lion hunting dog) and she could demolish the Red Dog in like two seconds if she wanted to.

Seriously that bigger brown dog is a monster.  Red Dog isn't smart enough to know that he shouldn't mess with a dog like that.

But red has no fear.  Ninja freakout!

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Keyboard Dog (Dumb Dog Trick #283)

Reading contracts and weighing offers, trying like hell to remember what it was that I had forgotten and the following events unfold:

1. Musical Chairs for Dogs Star Red Dog goes solo to bring us Dumb Dog Trick 283: "Dog Plays Piano." 2.  The internet ignites with comparisons to -- as in blatant rip off -- Keyboard Cat.  3.  Red Dog admits that was his intent all along and parties forever and never really cares.  4. Play me Off, Keyboard Cat ... Please!

Actually, Red Dog has no music ambitions.  He wants to jump into the ring to assist in a pro bull riding event. Red Dog is trying to attack a television perched on top of the piano. Bull riding is his favorite thing to watch and/or interact with.  But I'd still give his song "Keyboard Dog" a 7.5 with a danceable beat, upbeat but for the disconcerting vocal arrangements.  Har!

Hey, look!  Red Dog plays the piano!  He's like the best at it, right?

No fake out.  Those are his real paws.

So, mangy old Red Dog still likes to attack the television, see.  And the head honchos here at K9TV (Howl-o-vision) have better things to do than worry about that.  So attack the television all you want, Senior Red Dog.

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Jimmyjumpnjive is devoted to peace, love and puppies.  An old furry, an ent, an aged hippy freak with nothing but a song of love in his heart.  Play and have fun.  Party with friends.  Fun games.  Animal rescue and fosters rule my world.  Make the world a better place bit by bit, act by act, word by word.