Red Dog Ninja Freak Out (Dumb Dog Trick #282)

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One time I was at the dog park with Red Dog, and he was being all crazy and everything, running around and barking and trying to get the other dogs to chase and play with him.

"Whose little brown dog is that!" Exclaimed another dog park person.  Basically, what the person meant was, "That dog is completely insane."

I am crazy.

Yes, thank you very much.  That's right!  Red dog is completely insane. He's my little crazy boy. My crazy little boo boo.

We love him so.  Even if he does play ninja in the living room.

I so wanted a red border collie.  About eight years ago the stars aligned -- a litter was born nearby and I hit a jackpot at the local slot machine parlor -- and I purchased my red dog.

Unfortunately for all of us, he's smarter than I am.

He is a big wimp though.  I originally thought he would be good at canine disc, but after about five years of trying to train him (with lackluster results) I decided that Red would be best as a comedic actor.  Hence, videos such as "Red Dog Ninja Freakout."

Red may not be very good at most stuff dogs are supposed to do, but boy is he good at running around, barking and chewing stuff up.

If anyone was concerned watching the video, please be advised -- the big brown dog can take car of herself.  She is not afraid of the little red dog.  The big brow dog is a Rhodesian Ridgeback mix (a lion hunting dog) and she could demolish the Red Dog in like two seconds if she wanted to.

Seriously that bigger brown dog is a monster.  Red Dog isn't smart enough to know that he shouldn't mess with a dog like that.

But red has no fear.  Ninja freakout!

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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Eating Glasses (Dumb Dog Trick #277)

You walk into the kitchen and what do you see?  Chewed up household items!

What, that doesn't happen to you too?  Happens to me more times than I like to admit.

Zoozoo can gain access to the kitchen garbage with a push of her nose.  It gets too tempting for her when it gets full.  But nothing prepared me for a chewed up glass.

So, she made me an art present, right?  Chewed holes in a plastic cup with surgical precision so that I can make a necklace out of it.

It's like why, why would a dog do this?  And I'm like, who cares why, how can I make her do more stuff like this?  Gonna get this bronzed.  Call me Proud Daddy.

I collected glassware for years.  I have lots of collectible glasses.  But I drink out of cheap plastic cups, and I use those cups until they are completely and totally unusable.

Yeah, well the plastic cups and some of my favorite comfort glassware, like mason jars for drinking juice, like just some garage sale stuff that's pretty funky.  Fireking especially.  About half our kitchenware never sees the inside of the dishwasher.  I got some funky coffee cups, thank you very much.  A funky cup makes cafe taste so much better.

When you use vintage stuff on a daily basis you will have breakage, but it's worth it to appreciate a finely made Russell Wright serving platter, a Coors pottery coffee cup, or an arrangement of flowers in an oversized Red Wing vase.

Peace and Love and Household Goods

Jimmyjumpnjive April 2012

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