The Jesus Doesn't Care Song

JESUS DOESN'T CARE HOW YOU COMB YOUR HAIR

Why would Jesus care about how you comb your hair? 

 I think that's part of the deal, right?  If you're a Christian, you have to believe at some level that God gave you hair AND ALSO gave you the freedom to do what you will with it. Such a principal would, of course, be passed from God to Jesus.  I'm right so far, huh?

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So, like your uncle the tax attorney, God and Jesus are way to busy to worry about your hair or the lack thereof and would prefer REALLY if you would just figure it out for yourself.  God might mumble something about what you're doing with your hair.  Jesus might say something noncommittal like, "If it makes you happy that's nice."

They're just shining you on, though.  A brain fart for God would be like plate tectonics for all of us.  God knows so much about everything, you know.

So, it goes to say, that Jesus (God's son) probably didn't fall far from the tree.  He probably doesn't even care if you believe in him or if you believe in whatever.  God and Jesus would probably be more interested in whether you were personally able to make yourself overall a "good" or a "bad" person. (Unless the Mormons really are right.)  But  God wouldn't make a determination as important as all that just by looking at the dead cells hanging out of your skull, would he?

Therefore ... we are coming full circle to the beginning here ... Jesus Doesn't Care How You Comb Your Hair.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

Fly Boy Tries Health Food

One day Fly Boy was cruising the neighborhood.  He saw some bees buzzing the flowers and taking pollen.

"Hey," yelled Fly Boy.  "Is that stuff any good?"

"Of course it's good," the bees told him.  "It's the healthiest food on Earth and it's super tasty."

"Health food."  Fly Boy said this to himself with a note of sarcasm.  Fly Boy hated health food.  What next colonics and vitamin supplements?  Fly Boy turned to fly away.

"Where you think you're going?" asked the biggest of the Bees, as he flexed his bee muscles and pointed his stinger at Fly Boy.  "Eat some pollen first."

"Uh, sure," said Fly Boy, trying to be cool.  "Yeah, pollen is great stuff, yeah."

It tasted like dirt mixed with cheese and chalk.  Fly Boy struggled to choke it down.  "What I wouldn't give for some fermented Yak urine," Fly Boy thought to himself.

"How you liking that pollen?" asked the bees.

"Gak!" replied Fly Boy.  It might be healthy for bees, Fly Boy thought to himself, but no manly fly would eat this stuff on a daily basis.  

"My best to your queen," yelled Fly Boy.  Under his breath he muttered, "I hope she chokes on it."

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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Bees fascinate me.  I have planted my backyard with many flowers that attract bees.  I stand with my camera and observe them cover their hairy little bee bodies with pollen, then fly, heavily laden, back to the hive.

I don't have the heart to disturb them.  Nor would I want to disturb them.  They are pollinating the world.  They are helping living things reach their full potential.  They are part of the beautiful cycle of life.  And they have a color scheme.  Awesome.

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