The Jesus Doesn't Care Song

JESUS DOESN'T CARE HOW YOU COMB YOUR HAIR

Why would Jesus care about how you comb your hair? 

 I think that's part of the deal, right?  If you're a Christian, you have to believe at some level that God gave you hair AND ALSO gave you the freedom to do what you will with it. Such a principal would, of course, be passed from God to Jesus.  I'm right so far, huh?

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So, like your uncle the tax attorney, God and Jesus are way to busy to worry about your hair or the lack thereof and would prefer REALLY if you would just figure it out for yourself.  God might mumble something about what you're doing with your hair.  Jesus might say something noncommittal like, "If it makes you happy that's nice."

They're just shining you on, though.  A brain fart for God would be like plate tectonics for all of us.  God knows so much about everything, you know.

So, it goes to say, that Jesus (God's son) probably didn't fall far from the tree.  He probably doesn't even care if you believe in him or if you believe in whatever.  God and Jesus would probably be more interested in whether you were personally able to make yourself overall a "good" or a "bad" person. (Unless the Mormons really are right.)  But  God wouldn't make a determination as important as all that just by looking at the dead cells hanging out of your skull, would he?

Therefore ... we are coming full circle to the beginning here ... Jesus Doesn't Care How You Comb Your Hair.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012