Showing posts with label atheism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label atheism. Show all posts

Friday, November 9, 2012

The Jesus Doesn't Care Song

JESUS DOESN'T CARE HOW YOU COMB YOUR HAIR

Why would Jesus care about how you comb your hair? 


 I think that's part of the deal, right?  If you're a Christian, you have to believe at some level that God gave you hair AND ALSO gave you the freedom to do what you will with it. Such a principal would, of course, be passed from God to Jesus.  I'm right so far, huh?


So, like your uncle the tax attorney, God and Jesus are way to busy to worry about your hair or the lack thereof and would prefer REALLY if you would just figure it out for yourself.  God might mumble something about what you're doing with your hair.  Jesus might say something noncommittal like, "If it makes you happy that's nice."

They're just shining you on, though.  A brain fart for God would be like plate tectonics for all of us.  God knows so much about everything, you know.

So, it goes to say, that Jesus (God's son) probably didn't fall far from the tree.  He probably doesn't even care if you believe in him or if you believe in whatever.  God and Jesus would probably be more interested in whether you were personally able to make yourself overall a "good" or a "bad" person. (Unless the Mormons really are right.)  But  God wouldn't make a determination as important as all that just by looking at the dead cells hanging out of your skull, would he?

Therefore ... we are coming full circle to the beginning here ... Jesus Doesn't Care How You Comb Your Hair.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

Sunday, August 5, 2012

ATHEIST DUCK: Screw You


Wait a second there pal …

click here for a REALLY FUNNY VIDEO!

Yeah, I’m late to the party on the whole Chick fil A thing, but I live in Seattle.  We don’t have Chick fil Aholes here.  Really.  None.

Same sex marriage is a divisive issue.  But rights are things that apply to all, not just some of us.  As our American Constitution requires, all people should have equal protection under the laws.  There is no straight or gay in the constitution.  ALL PEOPLE.  EQUAL RIGHTS.  It’s as easy as that.  As usual, we can agree to disagree, but you probably ought to check your chicken sandwich before you eat it if you put up too much of a ruckus about it.

Jimmyjumpnjive August 2012