THE HAPPY HOT DOG

Pokey Reaches for the Mustard! 

He's a HOT DOG (with Pickled Relish and anchovy breath).

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It's almost Halloween, which means that you need to find a halloween costume for you and the dog.  Hot about a hot dog with a big jar of mustard?  If that sounds cool, I got the hot dog for you!

I was grooving on this costume because it is a tip of the hat to the Cheezburger Comedy Network.  Would I really have put a hot dog costume on my Chihuahua but for the Cheez?

I bought this little costume from a nice lady in a dog store on SW 23rd in Portland, Oregon.  We were both geeking out on this pretty bad.  We were both like total doggy dress up freaks. Ha Ha

A REALLY DUMB PICTURE OF ME

Me.  I am holding a dog.  Okay?  Get a good look.

 It's just like there I am.  Holding the stupid dog.  Wearing nothing but a pair of gym shorts.

I don't even know where I am in the photo or exactly when it was taken, but I can tell that it's me and I sort of remember it maybe a little.

IT IS BEYOND A DOUBT one of the dumbest pictures of me ever taken ... 

But at least it shows everyone that I've been dog loving sun of gun for quite some time.  I'd say Seattle in the late 1980s.  Freaking Finney Ridge before Grunge Rock.  Guns and Roses was a new act then.

I met this chick and she had this dog ... yeah.

Dominique, was the dog's name, we called here "Bo Bo."  (Rhymes with doe doe.)  She was a wise old sole.  I would pick her up and she would go limp.  She would and I jwould and it was a little game we played.  Then one day she took a picture of me/it/us/whatever.

And I hid it away for a while.  Like 37 whiles with a dash of whilst.

I look downright thin and handsome and completely stupid and holding that silly dog.  It also makes me remember how forgiving and flattering black and white photography can be.

This picture was taken back in the day of expensive photo lab stuff that took forever.  I do miss black and white, but I don't miss the chemicals in a darkroom.  Why is the man holding the silly dog, mommy?

Mike McKenzie May 2013

Gimme Cookies

I know you have cookies, because I can smell them.

Gimme!

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

CHECK OUT MY LATEST VIDEO!!!

Hot Cell Phone Video of my Canine American Girlfriend

Was this with an iPhone or an Android?

If you were expecting something different than pictures of my rescued Rhodesian Ridgeback mutt, shame on you!  But she is so beautiful and full of heck, ain't she?  Your obvious response, "Dude, your girlfriend is a real dog."

Yeah, yeah, say what you will.

Hey, does anyone speak Rhodesian?  If so, please tell Zoozoo to mellow out!

This is my Fourth of July video for this year.  Last year I think I did a real cool video.  Haha, not this year.

My abilities are less this year, so you all will have to settle for a little less sizzle and lot more bad jokes.  Jokes like, "here she is, wearing nothing but a dog collar..."

If you think it's funny that a man would call a dog his girlfriend, think about it.  If I want to go hiking or fishing or for a walk to park, who want to go with me?  My canine girlfriend!  When I get home from work, who's there wagging her tail happy to see me?  My canine girlfriend.  Who wants to snuggle on the couch with me and watch the baseball game?  You get the idea ... She never complains that I'm gaining weight or eating too much fast food.  She's the perfect girlfriend.

I'll be honest, I've had a human girlfriend or two.  At this point in my life, I'd rather have another dog.  Easier. Cheaper.  Happier.  Less wear on the wallet, that's for sure.

So, while you're out lighting fire crackers on July 4, I'll be home snuggling on the couch with my Canine American Girlfriend!

Here's a few images to let you know how I party.  Jimmyjumpnjive