Zoozoo and Sheepy Spa Day at the Fancy Hotel

Zoozoo and Sheepy Stay in a Hotel!

Let's go to the spa and get pedicures!  That's what stinky perfume ladies do in fancy hotels!

I want my toenails painted pink to match my collar and because I'm a girlie girl!

Sheepy wants a pedicure too!  Purple urple color to match her wool.  Yay!

Staying in a fancy hotel is really fun.  It's a great thing for girlfriends -- like Sheepy and Zoozoo -- to do together.  But after you're done with shopping and eating in fancy restaurants, what else is there to do?  What else, ha!  SPA DAY! SPA DAY!



These pictures were taken at the Westin Hotel in Portland, Oregon, an exceptionally welcoming and DOG FRIENDLY place to stay.   The only thing that would make this place better would be a dog friendly swimming pool!

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Pawbox Christmas Babooshka

My Christmas Babushka

We saved our December +PawBox for Christmas morning.  Of course Zoozoo wanted to play dress up!  Here's a photo of my little tiny girlie wearing her Babushka (yeah, it's a dog grooming bandana) on Christmas morning.  Aww, huh?

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Blue Dog really liked the green curry dog brush.  And there were treats in this paw box too!  Wishing you all a happy happy, a merry merry and all that bark!

Jimmyjumpnjive (Mike McKenzie)

2012

Blue Dog age 14 Party Animal

WOOFY WOOFMAS!

The Good Boy Blue, age 14, still a party animal!

Ho Ho Ho

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Woofy Woofmas Doggy Dress Up

WOOFY WOOFMAS!

We got our canine Christmas costumes out of the closet and did some photos this morning.  In honor of Mister Red Dog, of course.

Nothing says "CHRISTMAS" quite like a dog in pair of reindeer antlers.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  It just is.

Peace and love and merry Christmas!

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Do you do "doggy dress up?"  If so, let me know.  There aren't many of us ... like maybe 5% of all dog owners have this odd fascination with dressing up their dogs.  To that 5% I ask -- got any good photos?

Funny Sign - No Crap

WHAT THE?!!

Is this a funny sign? Well, I thought it was.  What are they telling us? Possibly that they don't want dogs crapping in their garden.  Maybe they just don't like crap of any form, dog or otherwise.    

I don't think that they're telling us, "No Dogs."  I would assume that they don't want any one, and especially dogs, engaged in the act of crapping ... that seems almost certain.  It looks as if the dog is okay so long as it doesn't take a crap.  I guess.  I'm not sure.  That's sort of what makes it funny.  No shit, it's funny, right?

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Look what crawled up through the (gross out time)

SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID
Like I was reading about Ray William Johnson and the beef he has with Maker Studios CEO Danny Zappin.  Johnson is like, "Zappin is a criminal." Zappin is like, "F*** you, prepare for war."

Whoa! You don't have to say everything that comes into your mind.  It's just not necessary or productive.

They started chipping on each other with some third grade bullshit.  Who knows who is right, but they have each made themselves and each other look like spoiled brats.

Two of the most successful Youtubers are not happy with the money and the success.  It's just never enough, right? Wah, right?  Gimmeabreak.

Have you ever found a disgusting, wiggling bug in the shower drain?  How about on the wet sidewalk outside your home?  How about in your salad at a fancy restaurant?  Did you feel compelled to hold it in your hand and show it to everyone.  "Look, everyone," you might say, "Look what climbed out of my ear."  See, if you do it right (well, er, wrong) you can make yourself and everyone else miserable.  But is that what you really want to do?

You were expecting a hot shower or a nice meal or a quiet walk to the mailbox.  Not this time, buddy.  You were expecting earwax, right?  But you got some sort of alien mind-control brain eater bug in your ear.  But rather than just having your day spoiled, you decided to spoil it for everyone.  That's bad.

Sometimes things don't go your way.  It's as simple as that.  One day you wake up to find that your Youtube Channel is being taken over by a crazed felon.  Or one day you wake up to find that your best client, the one you pampered like a favored grandchild, has slandered you and run off telling others tales of anger and harsh words.  Them's the breaks in the big world.  Move on.  Or you can stand around and squabble publicly like children.

Those guys can both get the lawyers busy.  For the rest of us, perhaps it's a lesson in professionalism and good business dealing.  I think the lesson is -- success and happiness can be mutually exclusive.

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SURPRISE!!!  Merry Woofmas!  Click the link below to ...

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Santa is here and boy is he angry

Holiday Presents for Everyone!  Peace and Love!

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Merry Christmas Missile Toes Song (Dumb Dog Trick #295)

The easiest way to make a million dollars.

They used to say that the quickest and easiest way to make a million bucks was to write a successful Christmas Song.  No kidding, that used to conventional wisdom ... or something resembling convention and wisdom.

Got a get rich quick scheme?  I had a friend who was forever thinking of ways to make money fast.  It never worked.  If you really want to know the secret to getting rich -- and, yes, this is a bummer -- is to work and save, work and save ... that's the only real way to do it.

That is, unless you're smart enough or lucky enough to win, inherit or marry money.  But if you think marrying money is easy money, then give it try.  See how it works for you.

Wishing the best for you this holiday season.

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A Christmas Present for you!

WAKE UP AND YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT!

Two years ago my best friend was laid up after having a knee replacement, so I went to visit him.  His dog and Red were really good buddies, so I came over to party up his dog, who was getting like zero exercise due my friend's health problems.

I think Red Dog was confused because we never have real trees, we always use fake ones.  But my friend had a real tree in his living room.  I believe Red Dog's thought process was something like this, "Hey, look, indoor plumbing!"

Mrs. My Friend's Wife was none too happy.

But that was life with Red Dog.  You just never knew what might happen next.  Little surprises all of the time.

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