Funny Sign - No Crap

WHAT THE?!!

Is this a funny sign? Well, I thought it was.  What are they telling us? Possibly that they don't want dogs crapping in their garden.  Maybe they just don't like crap of any form, dog or otherwise.    

I don't think that they're telling us, "No Dogs."  I would assume that they don't want any one, and especially dogs, engaged in the act of crapping ... that seems almost certain.  It looks as if the dog is okay so long as it doesn't take a crap.  I guess.  I'm not sure.  That's sort of what makes it funny.  No shit, it's funny, right?

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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No I don't smell anything (Fart Jokes)

"What's that?"  I asked the dog. "I don't smell anything."

"Are you kidding me!" the dog exclaimed, "that smell could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon."

"Under the doctrine of He Who Smelt it Dealt It," I explained, "You are a farter."

"Yeah, Yeah," replied the dog.  "He who denied it supplied it."

"You biffed it," I said with holier than thou attitude, "You wiffed it."

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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