No I don't smell anything (Fart Jokes)

"What's that?"  I asked the dog. "I don't smell anything."

"Are you kidding me!" the dog exclaimed, "that smell could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon."

"Under the doctrine of He Who Smelt it Dealt It," I explained, "You are a farter."

"Yeah, Yeah," replied the dog.  "He who denied it supplied it."

"You biffed it," I said with holier than thou attitude, "You wiffed it."

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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Hey, Mom, Look What I Found

Hey, Mom Look What I Found

Back When I Used to Hang With Guys

It seems like we were always doing gross stuff

Like farting and sneezing and pranking each other

So I was thinking that I would make some gross photos

and see what my mom thought of them

I am also planning a series called,

"Honey, Look What I Found..."

It's kind of my way of sharing that guys-ee feeling

with the special women in my life.

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