Monday, September 3, 2012

Next Time Scientology get Tom Cruise a Dog

Did Scientology arrange Tom Cruise's marriage to Katie Holme?  

Will the Church of Scientology do ANYTHING keep Tom Cruise Happy?


Next time Scientology, get Tom Cruise a dog.  It will be cheaper, easier and probably last longer.  Make sure it's a rescue mutt -- very chic these days -- and assign the dog a team of assistants and sycophants.  Worship the dog as an historic thetan or something.  Build pet shelters across the world to help please Zeta the Theta, as she will be known.

Peace and love.

Jimmyjumpnjive


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