GOBBLE GOBBLE
These young turkeys have it pretty darn good at the local organic farm.
Look at little Tom trot and play with his little turkey brethren. Look at Tom's family trying to protect Tom from the creepy city slicker with the camera.
Tom "Giblets" Turkey's clan is one mean bunch of ornery feathered hombres.
Look at Tom eating organic produce leftovers lovingly served to him by his human caretaker. In the organic pasture, where Colon does organic things with other organic turkey beings, on a sunny day in Washington state.
Yes, we drove our Prius to the organic farm, what about it? The young turkeys here at are shown at early September-ish. They'll be ready in time, don't worry grandma.
I've never eaten one of these guys, not that I wouldn't. They get pretty big and they get darned expensive. You start talking $100 for a turkey, you know? But they get way too big for my little family.
What am I supposed to do, get all excited and blow bank getting an organic turkey, or grab a butterball and pay for the whole spread (with wine and cheese) with that $100? Not much of a question for me.
It's a freaking turkey, man. Get over it. What?! That one's $125?! Sweet mother of Neptune -- it's a turkey for crying out loud. We're going to cook it and make gravy out of the juices.
We're going to cut its giblets up. What's a giblet?
Jimmyjumpnjive 2012
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These young turkeys have it pretty darn good at the local organic farm.
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| Tom Turkey serving life. |
Tom "Giblets" Turkey's clan is one mean bunch of ornery feathered hombres.
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| Hey, Download your own "Tom Turkey in Prison" meme. |
Yes, we drove our Prius to the organic farm, what about it? The young turkeys here at are shown at early September-ish. They'll be ready in time, don't worry grandma.
I've never eaten one of these guys, not that I wouldn't. They get pretty big and they get darned expensive. You start talking $100 for a turkey, you know? But they get way too big for my little family.
What am I supposed to do, get all excited and blow bank getting an organic turkey, or grab a butterball and pay for the whole spread (with wine and cheese) with that $100? Not much of a question for me.
It's a freaking turkey, man. Get over it. What?! That one's $125?! Sweet mother of Neptune -- it's a turkey for crying out loud. We're going to cook it and make gravy out of the juices.
We're going to cut its giblets up. What's a giblet?
Jimmyjumpnjive 2012
CLICK HERE SUBCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CLICK HERE
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