Showing posts with label comedy and tragedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy and tragedy. Show all posts

Thursday, September 13, 2012

funny sign be careful ed


Hey, Ed, Watch Your Step, Man.


Don't you wish life was this easy?  Just as you are about to do something stupid, silly or dangerous, a sign will pop up and warn you not to do it.  Like Ed's sign shown here.

Let's just call them, "Fail Prevention Signs."  But will they work?

Of course, as you're standing at the top of the ski slope, about to ski down, would you really pay much attention to a sign that shows (your name and an arrow pointing at) you slamming into a tree?

How about that sign in the bar that says you name and shows you being pulled over for a DUI.

How about that sign on the wall in your girlfriend's bedroom.  Yeah, your name pointing to your girlfriend's pregnant stomach.

No, life frequently does not give you warning signs that you are about to fail, fall or flail.  But what would be the fun of such signs ... so that we can all play it safe and not have any fun?  Geez ... if these signs existed and we followed them, what would our friends have to laugh at?

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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Sunday, August 12, 2012

Oaf of Office - I Like to Live in America

The Oaf of Office
It is so cool that in America this guy can get elected
and I have the freedom to use his image to make odd attempts at humor
I like to live in America!
Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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