Teach Your Dog to Fly in two easy lessons!

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And here's the words and chords if you are guitar-inclined ... it's an original song written by an amazing and little known singer/songwriter (ME!).


(Spoken)
E
You gotta
fasten your seat belt
A                        E
or the car won't go

E
You gotta 
drop the stuff that 
A                    E
you don't need to

E
help you along

(Sung)
B
Flying Dogs
B                  A
on the Fourth of July
B                 A
Flying Dogs
B
up and touch the sky

Flying Dogs
in a parade
flying dogs
heading to the shade

A touch down 
on the Fourth of July
A cherry blossom
on the lip of the sky

Rainbows and
unicorns and
chihuahua
thighs

(CHANGE RHYTHM A & E))
I got an elephant
I got me a light
I got a universe
that gets me high

(BACK B and A)
Flying Dogs 
on the Fourth of July
Flying Dogs
up and touch the sky

Flying Dogs
in a parade
flying dogs
heading to the shade

(Change Rhythm A & E)
You gotta
fasten your seat belt
or the car won't go

You gotta 
drop the stuff that 
you don't need to
help you along

People come
and people go
that what I like to watch
that puppy float

(B AND A)
Flying Dogs
on the Fourth of July
Flying Dogs
up and touch the sky

Flying Dogs
in a parade
flying dogs
heading to the shade

(Spoken on E and A)
OH NO 
IF YOUR SEAT BELT
AIN'T FASTENED 
THEN THE CAR WON"T
GO

Mike McKenzie 2013

A REALLY DUMB PICTURE OF ME

Me.  I am holding a dog.  Okay?  Get a good look.

 It's just like there I am.  Holding the stupid dog.  Wearing nothing but a pair of gym shorts.

I don't even know where I am in the photo or exactly when it was taken, but I can tell that it's me and I sort of remember it maybe a little.

IT IS BEYOND A DOUBT one of the dumbest pictures of me ever taken ... 

But at least it shows everyone that I've been dog loving sun of gun for quite some time.  I'd say Seattle in the late 1980s.  Freaking Finney Ridge before Grunge Rock.  Guns and Roses was a new act then.

I met this chick and she had this dog ... yeah.

Dominique, was the dog's name, we called here "Bo Bo."  (Rhymes with doe doe.)  She was a wise old sole.  I would pick her up and she would go limp.  She would and I jwould and it was a little game we played.  Then one day she took a picture of me/it/us/whatever.

And I hid it away for a while.  Like 37 whiles with a dash of whilst.

I look downright thin and handsome and completely stupid and holding that silly dog.  It also makes me remember how forgiving and flattering black and white photography can be.

This picture was taken back in the day of expensive photo lab stuff that took forever.  I do miss black and white, but I don't miss the chemicals in a darkroom.  Why is the man holding the silly dog, mommy?

Mike McKenzie May 2013

Trump declares comb-over is huge turn-on ...

Trump's comb-over declared Independent Nation. 

Trump Tattles Tonsorial ...

Do the Ladies love his Luscious Locks?

"The comb-over is a HUGE turn-on for a lot of ladies," claims Donald Trump.  "It's all about doing a lot with a little!"

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The famed "Triple Comb-over" from behind.
Photo by BostonJerry

(NOTE: this is a repost originally published in 2013) Apparently trump put his hair money were his hair piece is.  A public relations team has been assembled.  The hairs in the comb-over were individually identified and numbered, then named.  A team of lawyers petitioned for the collective hairs to be recognized as a sovereign nation.  The movement caught traction and seems to be growing legs.  Discussions are ongoing with the US State Department.

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But do chicks really dig the comb over stuff, Don-don?

Photo by Gage Skidmore 

"Sheesh," he says, "are you kidding?"  Then he adds with a belly laugh, "It doesn't hurt anything that I'm filthy freaking rich.  The ladies love their hairspray-man. No more greasy kid stuff!"

Does the Triple Comb-over have symbolic or tribal meaning?

"Yeah," replies Trump, "It means take a hike loser.  Get away from me."

Photos can be found at the following links:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Donald_Trump_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Donald_Trump_hair_from_above_and_behind.jpg

Mike McKenzie 2013