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| Trump's comb-over declared Independent Nation. |
Trump Tattles Tonsorial ...
Do the Ladies love his Luscious Locks?
"The comb-over is a HUGE turn-on for a lot of ladies," claims Donald Trump. "It's all about doing a lot with a little!"
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| The famed "Triple Comb-over" from behind. Photo by BostonJerry |
(NOTE: this is a repost originally published in 2013) Apparently trump put his hair money were his hair piece is. A public relations team has been assembled. The hairs in the comb-over were individually identified and numbered, then named. A team of lawyers petitioned for the collective hairs to be recognized as a sovereign nation. The movement caught traction and seems to be growing legs. Discussions are ongoing with the US State Department.
But do chicks really dig the comb over stuff, Don-don?
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| Photo by Gage Skidmore |
"Sheesh," he says, "are you kidding?" Then he adds with a belly laugh, "It doesn't hurt anything that I'm filthy freaking rich. The ladies love their hairspray-man. No more greasy kid stuff!"
Does the Triple Comb-over have symbolic or tribal meaning?
"Yeah," replies Trump, "It means take a hike loser. Get away from me."
"Yeah," replies Trump, "It means take a hike loser. Get away from me."
Photos can be found at the following links:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Donald_Trump_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Donald_Trump_hair_from_above_and_behind.jpg
Mike McKenzie 2013
Mike McKenzie 2013
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