record unemployment impacts fly population

How's your job going?

Everybody thinks their job sucks the worst.  Consider, if you would, the purpose of the lowly house fly, whose job is to fly around and peck little bits of icky off big icky things.  All day long.  Do it again tomorrow.

Houseflies subsist on a sort of eat-what-you-find employment scheme.  Piece workers.  Transient farmers of foul things.

In these days of record unemployment, an economy that makes Republicans candidates look almost acceptable, think about the house fly.  His job suck worse than your job.  His job sucks worse that drawing unemployment.  His job just plain sucks.

In other words, things are looking up, Bunky!  It could be worse.

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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AWESOMENESS: Sunbeams and Moonwalks (Dumb Dog Trick #265)

AWESOMENESS: 

Sunbeams and Moonwalks (Dumb Dog Trick #265): 

What is a sunbeam? What is this magic place of a world we live in? "Electro-mangetic radiation," some people would say. "The sun...

 "The sun light," most would say. (as in, "Duh, sunlight.") I say,

My open letter to the planet:

The sun and moon are my guiding principles. The ocean is more powerful than the combination of the earth, the wind and the sky. My place is here and my time is now.

The truth shall emerge as people age in general and wisdom and responsibility take over the leadership of the continents. Some day we shall all be equal in language, equal in importance and equal in dignity.

Tragedy will befall us all within our lives, but it is in others that we will find strength and help if needed. The incidence of tragic incidents will decrease with the modernization of public transportation systems. The pulse of the earth shall be felt on its rail system and in the advanced versions of navigation and traffic synchronization systems.

The weary who make it to this new world shall survive and flourish. For it is in this next stage of the Earth's existence that true understanding of concepts such as compassion, empathy, religion and medical care shall transform our existence.

Indoor gardening, water beds and Grateful Dead Television will become very popular. Until that time arrives, however, I think I'll pass the time by making dumb dog trick videos.

Jimmyjumpnjive

February 9, 2012