Coolest Bicycle in the World

Your mode of transportation says a lot about you.

So do your shoes.  So does whether or not your socks match.

This is not my bicycle.  I just took a picture of another person's really cool bicycle.

Is that creepy?  I think not because it's a really cool bicycle.  If it was a silly bicycle or something, that might be a different story.  But this bicycle is definitely NOT SILLY.  This bicycle is serious mofo business.

When I was taking a picture of it I was kind of paranoid that the owner was going to come running out of the building yelling at me.  It's the sort of bicycle that an owner would necessarily be attached to, you know. Because it is the ...

Coolest Bicycle in the World

Jimmyjumpnive 2012 

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Who was Lance Rentzel?

The wiki says that Lance Armstrong was named after Lance Rentzel.  So, who was Lance Rentzel?

He was a football player who got into a lot of trouble for exposing himself.  Yeah, I meant exactly what I just said.  Nobody would willingly claim any association with Lance Rentzel, because Rentzel was a loser.

So, in sub-honor of Armstrong and Rentzel, let's just say, "Lance who?"

Jimmyjumpnjive 2012

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