McMinnville UFO Festival Pet Costume Contest

Zoozoo, my Rhodesian Ridgeback mix, in her "Alien Abduction Costume."  Makes me want to sing, "Fly me to the Moon." She won first prize in the McMinnville UFO Festival costume contest.

Finally, after many, many years of failed attempts, I made it to the McMinnville UFO Festival.  Of course, the main reason I went to the UFO festival is because they have a pet costume contest.  And I love to play doggie dress up!

There was a UFO sighting there like 50 years ago or something.  They say that some of the most compelling UFO photographs came out of that sighting.  Sounds like a good excuse to party if you ask me.  


Dress the dog up in a costume? Hey, now you're really talking my language.


The two Chihuahua (all Chihuahuas are space aliens, in case you were wondering) were in silver sparkly costumes and behaved like champions.  They took the coveted 5th place prize.

 Zoozoo's costume include a rocket ship riding monkey on her back.  I walked her out in front of the judges, put her in a sit-stay and then counted it down, "Three, two, one, blast off!"  


Then Zoozoo and I ran and the monkey bounced around on her back in a wildly comedic manner.Zoozoo took home first prize.  Yeah, that's right, first place.  A huge basket of treats AND a $50 gift certificate to Buchanan Cellers, a grain and feed store in McMinnville.

Fun, fun, fun …

Mike McKenzie © 2014

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Coolest Bicycle in the World

Your mode of transportation says a lot about you.

So do your shoes.  So does whether or not your socks match.

This is not my bicycle.  I just took a picture of another person's really cool bicycle.

Is that creepy?  I think not because it's a really cool bicycle.  If it was a silly bicycle or something, that might be a different story.  But this bicycle is definitely NOT SILLY.  This bicycle is serious mofo business.

When I was taking a picture of it I was kind of paranoid that the owner was going to come running out of the building yelling at me.  It's the sort of bicycle that an owner would necessarily be attached to, you know. Because it is the ...

Coolest Bicycle in the World

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Snoring Alien 2012

The first one was called, "Snoring Alien Dog." This one is called, "Snoring Alien 2012," thereby reflecting the new with the hipper, hippier, happier, whatever.

Yeah, SNORING ALIEN DOG!  ZZZZZzzzzzzz

Go all Alien Dog on everything? Right? Huh?  Alien Dog 2012 is an elderly boxer, one who had outlived the usual life expectancy for the breed.  But all he wanted to do was sleep.  So that's what they let him do. Big sleepy boy.  Snoring alien baby.

Someone, and we will not say who, provided the soundtrack.  I believe it was the same producer as the one who produced the movie, "the Sound of Music."  Yeah, really.  And no expense was spared in creating a truly cranky, nasally and annoying snore for this video.

Casting for this role ("Snoring Alien Dog") was conducted in a most unusual manner. It's a big secret. Governmental clearance necessary for that info.  No can do, hoss. Whatever.

If you or a loved one snores significantly, you may need ear plugs, you may need to live in separate states.  Just saying.

Cheers to May!

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