Teach Your Dog to Fly in two easy lessons!

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And here's the words and chords if you are guitar-inclined ... it's an original song written by an amazing and little known singer/songwriter (ME!).


(Spoken)
E
You gotta
fasten your seat belt
A                        E
or the car won't go

E
You gotta 
drop the stuff that 
A                    E
you don't need to

E
help you along

(Sung)
B
Flying Dogs
B                  A
on the Fourth of July
B                 A
Flying Dogs
B
up and touch the sky

Flying Dogs
in a parade
flying dogs
heading to the shade

A touch down 
on the Fourth of July
A cherry blossom
on the lip of the sky

Rainbows and
unicorns and
chihuahua
thighs

(CHANGE RHYTHM A & E))
I got an elephant
I got me a light
I got a universe
that gets me high

(BACK B and A)
Flying Dogs 
on the Fourth of July
Flying Dogs
up and touch the sky

Flying Dogs
in a parade
flying dogs
heading to the shade

(Change Rhythm A & E)
You gotta
fasten your seat belt
or the car won't go

You gotta 
drop the stuff that 
you don't need to
help you along

People come
and people go
that what I like to watch
that puppy float

(B AND A)
Flying Dogs
on the Fourth of July
Flying Dogs
up and touch the sky

Flying Dogs
in a parade
flying dogs
heading to the shade

(Spoken on E and A)
OH NO 
IF YOUR SEAT BELT
AIN'T FASTENED 
THEN THE CAR WON"T
GO

Mike McKenzie 2013